Pancakes to Nuclear Weapons

Holidays that fall on September 26th range from National Pancake Day to International Day for the Total Elimination of Nuclear Weapons. A few oddly specific and peculiar holidays include Mesothelioma Awareness Day, Lumberjack Day, Johnny Appleseed Day, a variety of food days, and more. These holidays mark September 26th as a day of foods, bonding, and the elimination of nuclear weapons. Casual holidays make mundane Mondays more amusing.

On September 26th, the choice between dumplings and pancakes comes easy, as people decided to celebrate both on the same day. Not only do National Dumpling Day and Pancake Day share this day, but so does National Better Breakfast Day. This leads to the conclusion that the better breakfast consists of pancakes accompanied with dumplings. This September 26th, 2022, marks the third annual National Pancake Day. Lumberjack Day originally marked this holiday, but eventually bloggers Marianne Ways and Colleen Venable added Pancake Day. Then, this holiday gained popularity and flopped its way into people’s hearts.

Additionally, people celebrate International Day for the Total Elimination of Nuclear Weapons. In contrast to Pancake Day, this holiday strives for global change. Its main goal consists of educating, raising awareness, and disarming the threat of nuclear weapons. This holiday seeks the elimination of all nuclear weapons to one day create a nuclear free world.

September 26th holds a variety of holidays ranging from flat round foods to global change. These holidays demonstrate the range of topics and food items humanity deems worthy of celebrating. Along with the previously mentioned holidays, this date also lifts Family Day and European Day of Languages. Today, enthusiastically greet others with, “Happy Pancake, Dumpling, Family, European Languages, and Anti-Nuclear Weapons Day!”

Written by: Rachel Caña

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Respect for the Aged Day

Her name was Eve, and she was 94. She lived at the Garden Groves Retirement Home where we took care of her as best we could. Always cold, she wore a thick green flannel to cover her frail body. The sleeves went past her hands and made her look even smaller than she was. I remember that she loved coffee but seeing as we only had generic drip coffee at the retirement home’s dining hall, we made an effort to make it special for her. She would ask in the quietest and smallest voice, “Could you get me the lovely coffee you always make me?” Happily, we obliged. We got a special clear mug, swirled chocolate syrup in it, poured the coffee in, topped it off with a generous amount of whipped cream, and sprinkled cinnamon on top. We didn’t typically serve this drink…but we would go the extra mile for Eve. She would wrap her oversized, green flannel more tightly around herself and reach out her shaking hands for her favorite drink. Clutching it close to herself, she would look up, smile oh so sweetly, and in that tender voice say, “Thank you.”

            We went to greet our Eve one day when we noticed a strange middle-aged woman sitting by her and prattling on. She appeared red-faced, blustering. Eve sat quietly listening. While taking their orders and bringing their food, we heard a lot of “Oh Mom, I just wish you would…” and “Come on Mom, why can’t you just…?” And Eve sat quietly. Her daughter interrupted Eve, complained about the food, and scolded her for being unable to pick up her peppershaker properly. And Eve sat quietly. At the end of the meal, we went to clear off the plates when the red-faced woman grabbed my arm, startling me. In a voice not accustomed to respectful whispering, she said aloud “I’m sorry. My mom can really be difficult sometimes.” And Eve sat quietly.

            After the woman left, Eve slumped down a little farther in her seat. Discouragement rendered the physically taxing forty foot walk back to her room more difficult. She breathed softly and stared. We went into the back kitchen to drizzle some chocolate syrup into a glass, fill it with coffee, top it off with whipped cream, and sprinkle cinnamon on it. Upon handing it to her, she shakily reached out her hands to receive it, and holding it close, wrapping the green flannel tighter around herself, she smiled sweetly and said, “Thank you.”

Written By Gracie Hatley
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Words of Hyssop

A boy barrels toward his end

with eagerness and arrogant surrender.

He whispers this prophecy to an empty and unlistening room. 

and stares holes into his ceiling. 

He wishes his mind would go blank. 

His end approaches rapidly 

more excited the quicker he recites 

his slow-poisoning mantra. 

The darkness grows rich

and all-consuming.

and just as the boy prepares himself to accept the embrace of it, 

a string of moonlight dances through his window. 

It dances around the darkness,

tender, warm, and inviting,

And wipes away the poison

Seeping out of his mouth.

It melts into hyssop.

The boy stops barreling toward his end. 

And though still eager and arrogant,

he does not surrender, 

and begins to whisper a different truth. 

One flowing with milk and honey. 

One abounding with life. 

Written by Gaylemarie Badrina

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Late for Something

Positively, absolutely, and undeniably ruthless – the words of Mrs. Reynolds. Inside the Reynolds estate, pounding shook every floor on the morning of Vivi’s birthday. The staff made the mistake of polishing the hardwood without taking account of their own bruised knees and broken glassware the next day. Fresh peonies painted the entry hall leading back to an array of cakes, fruits, and baked ham spread on the spring china decorating the sunroom’s white wicker tables. The room featured broad floor-to-ceiling windows dressed in airy drapes set behind buffet tables holding a king’s quantity of coffee, tea, and orange juice (for the children). During the hushed hurry of party preparations, two school-age children sat in the front parlor, soaking up the morning light.

“There’s something criminal about our current coziness Vivi, but this storm of servitude won’t last much longer.”

Just a bit longer. Since dawn, the stairs squeaked and ached, for the rushing feet of “servitude” bade always apply haste to Mrs. Reynolds’ instructions nor disrupt her rigid expectations. Homer assured Vivi from their cushion in the front parlor like he did every morning of their mother’s events, and birthdays scrambled the eggs of any tepid chicken. Mother flew across the corridors, an astounding gait. Her words soared through the rooms, addressing every inch of uncertain movement her staff presented. A hurried woman with a tone firm yet impressive; nothing but smooth and eloquent sentences left her tongue. Mrs. Reynolds swept by the parlor to address her children.

“Homer, my darling. Please take Vivi to the baker for her birthday pastry. Make haste, as guests arrive promptly at 10, and I need both of you to greet them.”

Homer’s vacant stare ceased with his mother’s entry.

            “Yes, Mama!”

Jumping from the sofa, he readied himself and Vivi in their spring coats and hats. His muted green garments contrasted nicely with his small sister’s lavender and cream.

            “Are we to get an apple raisin crisp, Homer?”

“I’ll make sure of it,” said Homer with a wink and hand, leading Vivi down the front porch steps.

Springtime in the neighborhood took cadence in its soft colors, cool breeze, and the residents’ love for basketry. Everybody seemed to require a woven basket for any sort of activity. Baskets for groceries, baskets for flowers, baskets for sewing supplies, baskets for travel. Homer strode down the roadway toward the bakery, his sister’s hand in his. His mind wandered to his seafaring eldest brother who took to nautical pursuits after attending university. Homer knew his soul wanted an adventure. He saw himself chasing after a clever conman through the streets. He pictured himself pacing his neighborhood, scouting the populace for spies. He could go about the lovely pathways of his town reading poetry in the day. Then search libraries, solving cold cases at night. All manner of clients would come to him asking for his guidance, his quick wit, and his sharp eyes. Would he harbor time for a family with such a pursuit? His brother settled a year ago and his wonderful stories of sea travel and political ventures turned to stale tales of rosemary bushes and the neglectful paper boy. His mind traveled far and wide, and his eyes glazed over as the township sights danced before him. Eventually, a dog’s bark shook his catatonic attention, and he looked down to realize his hand empty. In a panic, Homer turned to see a flash of lavender disappear several yards behind him.

            “Vivi!” Homer shouted to the fleeting figure of his sister.

He set on the chase instantly, running toward the place he saw her disappear. He looked to his left and saw the bakery but no Vivi. His head spun, his eyes racing from face to face amidst the busy cobble street. Then, the ribbon of her straw hat caught his eye on the other end of the street, and he saw the back of his little sister dissolve into the shadow of an alley. His footsteps barely touched the ground as he followed her into the alleyway. He called to her but arrived at a vacancy. He walked further down the side street until he came to a three-way division. Someone grasped his arm.

            “Hurry up, H!”

Homer’s insides leapt. His head shot around and up to a broad figure in a long coat (strange for mild spring air). He tried to protest but the words failed to resound as his assailant pulled him off the main alley and behind a tall pile of crates.

            “You find her?” The man said in earnest, shielded by a hat and snug scarf.

“W-who?” Homer stumbles over his question and only thinks to add, “Why are you wearing a coat in spring?”

The man began to respond to the first query but then appeared stumped by the following.

            Looking offended, “I..” he faltered, “must keep ambiguous, obviously.”

            He continues, “H, why haven’t you found her; you’ve been lurkin’ for days on this case?”

Homer’s body went numb from the surmounting questions.

“Who’s H?”

The man rolls his eyes.

            “Man, did you hit your head or something?”

Homer’s vision of Vivi vanishing into the alleyway shocked his system back into proper thought.

            “My sister is missing; please help me find her? She’s wearing a cream dress with-“

“H, you’re busted or somethin’. I thought you got her?” He looked around uneasily.

“I’ll save your hide just this once.”

With this, he tugged on his hat and started out down the main alleyway. Homer followed, sparklers in his stomach and sand in his brain. The two began sprinting, leaping over garbage, spare crates, sleeping cooks, and bins. Homer’s aching legs and sweat-drenched shirt weighed heavy on him, but he found the adrenaline spiking and his eyes sharpen as the two set on the chase. A cold breeze picked up as the they made it to a main street. Homer scanned the scene in a flash and signaled to the man.

“She’s not here.”

They set out down the street and jumped back into a side way. In the back of his mind, Homer wondered why the streets seemed so vacant, and why his vision seemed slightly tunneled. He put the thought away as they passed through another main street, scouted the surroundings, and dove back into the shadows. Eerie silence broken by distant dog barks echoed in Homer’s head. Winding deeper through the alleyways the man pointed to a small figure up ahead.

            “There she is!”

Homer squinted to see his sister sitting on a crate in the distance. They slowed to stop, taking a moment to catch their breath. Vivi sat, swinging her legs and eating a apple raisin crisp. She looked over to them with a plain expression.

            “Where on earth have you been, Vi?” Homer gasped.

            “Bakery,” Vivi said, taking another bite of the soft pastry.

“The bakery? But I checked and you were nowhere to be found. We had to run for ages to catch up to you!”

            “We?” Vivi asks.

            “The…wait – I don’t know his name.” Homer turned around only to find a fading ray of sunlight brightening a bare alleyway. He began to hear noise coming from the main street close by.

            “There was a man who searched with me. Where’s he gone?”

            “Was there?” Vivi looked at her brother keenly.

            He caught her, “What? There was! Besides, why did you wander off anyways?”

            “I didn’t. You ran off, so I went in to get my treat and waited for you in the shade.”

Homer, astounded, tried to think back to the moments before he lost her.

            “I just remember walking from the house, stopping a little past the bakery, seeing you

walk away into the alley and disappear, I chased after you, and then the man spooked

me.”

“Daydreaming again?”

“Perhaps,” Homer frowned in deep thought, “but there was something else that made me so very worried.”

“Oh! The party!”

Written by Kayla Harper

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