The Tempest Coming Nigh

The jagged shapes of mountains

Set against a darkling sky

The blue and blackest omen

For the tempest coming nigh

The moon shines pale and sparsely

Over hills of bristled grass

The common loon wails softly

Of the hillside’s requiem mass

The owls and creatures shudder

And they crawl back to their dens

The clouds above creep idly

As the reaper midnight sends

The willows creak and stiffen

And then bend against their will

And all life takes a moment

To be silent, anxious, still

The crickets cease their singing

And the wind lets out a sigh

They await the hour coming

Of the tempest coming nigh

Written by: Gracie Hatley

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Nailed It or Failed It: Halloween Edition

Hi friends,

Happy Spooky Season! The heart behind this blog, regardless of your personal Halloween convictions, is to make you smile. I personally believe that Halloween is a time to have fun, so why not dive into some of the fun elements: candy, costumes, and treats? I hope it is obvious which side of the image is the fail. (Hint: the right side is wrong.) Again, this is all for fun and contains silliness.

The Right Candy vs The Do Not Even Think About It

Ok no debate here… TOOTSIE ROLLS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Need I go on?

  1. I do not think they are even chocolate. Please do not fact check.
  2. They stick to teeth.
  3. The flavored ones are the worst.

Trust me, kids want a toothbrush or even a fruit over a tootsie roll.

Jack-O-Lantern vs. The Face Says It All

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A well-done jack-o-lantern is a fun Halloween staple, but a not so well-done jack-o-lantern is a sad pumpkin. Perhaps if you are not a successful pumpkin carver, a fun alternative would be to paint them. Every artist needs to have the opportunity to find his/her preferred medium.

Booo vs. Not Today

Ok you got me; neither of these pups are truly a fail. However, the one on the left is arguably more Halloween ready. If you disagree, here is my last point, one is wearing the sheet and the other is wrapped in it.

Costume-Ready vs. Snack Time?

Again, sweet puppies cannot really be a fail, but appreciate the difference in pumpkin application.

Halloween Treat vs. I Guess That Is Spookier

Everybody knows that a good Halloween-themed cupcake really hits the spot. However, maybe it is just me, but I would never eat a ghost that looks deflated. I am sorry and will concede they may very well taste the same, but none for me, thanks. Who knows; maybe the terrifying look adds to the Halloween charm?

Ghost Surprise vs. the Ghosts Were Surprised

Oh, these poor melted ghosts. It probably started with a good idea in theory, but OH my word.

Thank you for bearing with me and, hopefully, a few of these tickled your funny bone.

Your Friend,

A Big Time Halloween Enthusiast

Written by Jordan L.

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Everything You Need for a Happy Haunted Halloween

Decor – Stop by the nearest dollar store and pick up some fake spider webs, jack-o-lanterns, monster makeup, and any other terrifying trinkets. Set a creepy scene with a few ghostly sheets, skeletons, and some Pinterest inspiration. DIY projects, such as paper bats, floating candles, and ghost figures, will make a petrifying personal touch.  

Costume – Whether you dress up like your favorite celebrity or pull out all the stops at Party City, find a cool costume and dress up. This day is allocated for being silly and not taking life so seriously. Maybe dressing up like a bag of jelly beans is the way to go.  

Movies – Snuggle up on the couch with a few friends and binge watch some creepy or comical classics, such as the Halloween series, CasperHocus Pocus, the Halloweentown series, and more. Half of the Halloween fun is clinging on to loved ones, your heart beating outside of your chest, and shrieking in fear (or laughter).  

Candy – Halloween wouldn’t be dentists’ favorite holiday if it wasn’t for the candy. Be sure to stock up on a couple of bags for you, friends, and the trick-or-treaters. Look to Pinterest once more for ideas to make your treats come to life, such as Pizza Skulls or Mummy Dogs.  

Fun Attitude – Last on the list is a fun and open attitude. As stated earlier, Halloween is a day for kids and adults alike to become someone else – to dream. Give yourself the freedom to enjoy time with your friends and family without judgment. As long as you treat yourself and others with respect, you will have a great time. Take off the mask of the lackluster laborer and unveil the fun-loving princess, cowboy, or jelly bean you are inside

Written by Ashley

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Spooky Snacks

“To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven” (Ecclesiastes 3:1-8). Since the summer season of sodas and snow cones has come to an end, festive fall foods are finally flourishing! With the 31st of October quickly approaching, here are two tantalizing treats that tend to the typical trend.

Halloween Candy Bark

Ingredients:1

  • 3 cups of bittersweet chocolate chips
  • 2 cups of assorted candy, cut into bite sized pieces

Instructions:

  1. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
  2. Pour the chocolate chips into a glass bowl and melt them in the microwave.

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Pro tip: Make sure to stir the chips every 10-15 seconds and continue checking on them to make sure the chocolate doesn’t burn!

 

  1. Pour the chocolate onto the parchment paper, and use a spatula to spread it into an even layer about ¼-inch thick.
  2. Sprinkle the chopped candy on top of the chocolate and place the baking sheet in the refrigerator to chill for 30-40 minutes, just until the chocolate has fully hardened.

3(College students beware: you may have to borrow some of your roommate’s fridge shelf to fit that whole sheet in the fridge!)

  1. Remove the bark from the fridge and carefully slide it (including parchment paper) off of the baking sheet and onto a cutting board.

Pro-tip: A spatula may be helpful to separate it from the paper.4

  1. Pull out your biggest knife and creatively cut the bark into irregularly shaped pieces.
  2. Serve immediately or save it for later by storing the bark in an air-tight contai
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Texas Tip: DO NOT leave your candy bark outside or in a warm car for more than two minutes unless attempting to make a Halloween Candy Lake.

 

Having a healthier hoopla? Consider Candy Corn Kebabs!

Candy Corn Fruit Kebabs 

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Ingredients:

  • 1 banana
  • 1/2 papaya
  • 1/2 pineapple
  • Toothpicks (AKA mini Kebab sticks)

Instructions:

  1. Peel your banana, pineapple, and papaya.
  2. Cut pineapple and papaya in half length-ways. Repeat on the pieces you just cut so that each fruit is sliced into four equal pieces.
  3. Now, core/deseed the pineapple and papaya.

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  1. Slice each piece of fruit horizontally at the same width (about 1 cm or 1/3 inch).7
  2. Cut the banana slices into six even triangular pieces. Cut the pineapple and papaya into curved strips.
  3. Now the fun part! Place fruit on the mini Kebab sticks. First pineapple, then papaya, and last but not least… the banana!

Eek! Entertaining is easy with these exceptional eats! Enjoy these envious editions at any evening event.

Written by Leah

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Glücklicher Reformationstag!

Nothing says “Happy Halloween” quite like black hooded figures chanting in a strange language, a creepy old castle, and runaway nuns. Well, maybe not the nuns, but all these things do have something in common with Martin Luther, and believe it or not, Martin Luther has something to do with Halloween. Christians are quick to dismiss Halloween as a holiday for heathens and unclean liberals, but next to Easter and Christmas, October 31 should be one of the most important anniversaries on the Protestant calendar.

The story starts with Luther as a lowly Augustinian monk. Luther joined the monastery after a near-death experience with a thunderstorm prompted him to make an irretractable vow to Saint Anne to spare his life at the price of becoming a monk. This is why we don’t play in lightning, kids; you might end up selling all your possessions and donning a wicked-awesome hooded robe while you recite rhythmic Latin prayers. Anyway, as a monk, Luther had time to study Scripture and noticed discrepancies between the actions of the Church and the actual commandments of the Bible. For instance, the Pope cannot take money from people in exchange for the pardoning of sins. The Church should not be the biggest oppressor of the poor. The realization of the rampant presence of these atrocities prompted Luther to nail a list of 95 complaints against Christian leaders to the door of a church in Wittenberg, Germany on—you guessed it—October 31, 1517.

Stopping the story here would be like offering a bowl of carrots to trick-or-treating children: misleading and highly disappointing. Luther is most famous for helping reform Christian theology, but that is only a fraction of his story.

Despite furious backlash from the Pope and his goonies (is that sacrilegious to say?), Luther stuck by his claims and successfully got himself excommunicated and outlawed, which meant anyone could beat, rob, or kill him without any legal consequences. To protect Luther, a friend hid Luther in his (creepy, old) castle under the alias of Knight George. When Luther got bored playing hopscotch and skittles—which are actual medieval pastimes, look it up—he translated the New Testament into German, the common vernacular of the people.

Impressive as that was, Luther was determined to do more. He returned to Wittenberg where he spent the next decades of his life preaching the truth of the Bible, composing hymns, writing passionate books, penning history-altering laws, and occasionally helping Catholic-turned-Protestant nuns escape their convents and assimilate into normal society, usually by introducing them to suitable husbands. One of these runaway nuns was named Katarina, and the suitable husband Luther found for her was himself. Katie proved to be not only a faithful wife, but also a savvy business partner and exceptional encourager for Luther’s reoccurring seasons of depression. Without Katie’s support, the Reformation could have died after the translation of the Bible.

This is only a fraction of Martin Luther’s story, yet its implications for believers and non-believers today are too many to name. Luther was looking for an academic debate when he nailed his grievances, but what he got was a spiritual, social, and political revolution that deeply affects our lives. Luther’s translation of the New Testament empowered the masses to read the Bible, and the study of Scripture skyrocketed the literacy rate, which then in turn prompted the creation of universal education and boosted the economy. Luther’s relationship with Katie also radically shifted the cultural perspective on marriage and family. Gone were the days of celibate church leaders parading themselves as holier-than-thou. Women were given the potential to become spiritual leaders in their homes, and children found a new place of honor and discipleship.

Little actually changed in Germany on Halloween of 1517, but without the events of that day and the decades of radical transformation that followed, the world as of Halloween 2017 might be totally unrecognizable. So if you still want to hate Halloween, that’s fine. Somebody else can wear this fabulous Martin Luther costume. But do take a minute or two to learn something about Martin Luther and the Reformation because it matters to you as a literate Christian living in a country with free education and protected women’s rights. I think you’ll be surprised how important black hooded figures, creepy old castles, and runaway nuns are to your life.

Written by Savanna

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This Is Halloween

Halloween, or at least the celebration of it, is probably one of the most controversial topics in Christianity. I’m including baptism versus sprinkling, communion versus the Lord’s Supper, and Hillsong versus hymns in that assessment, too. Parents all across America argue over whether or not the celebration of Halloween, or the distinct lack thereof, encourages their children to participate in witchcraft. The topic is polarizing; in many people’s minds, a person is either pro-boredom or pro-Satan—nothing in between will do.

The exception: my house.

We didn’t really celebrate Halloween until I was older. We might have worn costumes we already had around the house and eaten candy we got at church, but trick-or-treating was for the neighborhood kids. We didn’t even watch the Peanuts special when I was little.

Then, as I got older, Mom got outnumbered, and we went trick-or-treating for the first time when I was in high school. (Note to parents: your teenagers will be somewhat miffed if you do this, because they get funny looks from the neighbors if they’re unaccompanied by smaller kids. Trust me.) To fifteen-year-old me, it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, but the younger kids in my family had fun.

Astonishingly enough, out of the eight of us, zero have shown any interest in witchcraft. Granted, one of us is two years old, but still. An amazing statistic, right there.

So, which perspective saved our spiritual lives? The anti-fun perspective or the anti-Jesus one?

Neither. I’ve never considered Halloween to be any different from any other holiday, save for the unfortunate lack of canceled classes. With Thanksgiving, I can focus on the feast and the football, or I can focus on thanking God for my bountiful life. With New Year’s Eve, I could get drunk and make out with some stranger, or I could spend the evening praying and asking God to bless the new year. Valentine’s Day? Even without a “significant other,” I can focus on the infallible love of Christ in my heart.

Halloween is the same way. I could dress like a vampire and go around sucking blood (wait, nobody actually does that?), or I could take the opportunity to reach out to all the kids roaming the neighborhood. Schools don’t typically talk about Jesus, so trick-or-treating is a great way to briefly encounter all the kids in the neighborhood at once. That doesn’t happen every day!

It is possible to throw a pack of Gospel tracts in the bucket of candy without dressing up. It is perfectly reasonable to host a movie night without bubbling cauldrons of potions. It’s these sorts of acts that will truly help get the message of Christ out to the masses—more than any candy boycott or angry internet post.

It’s okay to dress up and hand out junk food if it’s clear that getting down on the neighborhood kids’ level is the best way to reach them. It’s also okay to avoid those things if doing so will only raise suspicions or guilt. Buy leftover candy on clearance on November 1st if you must. (I know I will.) None of this makes a person any more or less of a Christian by itself. What makes someone a Christian is Christ’s presence in the heart, and no little cowboy or witch at the door is going to take Him away.

Be cautious and be discerning, but be open. After all, we still have to decide between “Oceans” and “It Is Well.”

Written by Catherine

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